Dear Men:
HI! My name is Lindsay and I. AM. SINGLE. It's official. I am open to dating, so let's get it on. Okay, GO! I am ready for the flirting to commence. I have my stick ready to beat off the masses swarming around me for attention--I promise to be gentle.....
....okay....any time now.....feel free to ask me out....
...ummm, I'm waiting, did I not say GO?!
Seriously now. Do I honestly need to give you an incentive for this already hot package?
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Damn. Okay....here ya go.
I am available-Single & ready to mingle.
How can you say no to footie pajamas?
Wait.....don't let this awkward silence come between us.
Ah well, at least my feet are warm and I am beyond awesome.
Nuf' said.
Love, Future Nun Candidate.
You're my hero. I want to take you on a date. Now.
ReplyDeleteHA! This is why we're friends. Friends date friends out of pity in order to make the other one feel better. ;)
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