Co-Worker: Why do you put the cards in the seats that way?
Me: Because it's thicker that way, it's harder to pull out and stays in longer.
Box office to me: The best things come out of your cleavage.
Actor: He was letting everyone know he only wears underwear as a courtesy for the costume...normally it's commando all the time.
Another HM: "You need to bring the conversation down to zero." (This was just funny because it was said to a patron...hours after the house managers and the box office was having a conversation about Captain Planet and the phrase "bringing pollution down to zero".)
Another HM: In reference to picking which duties we would take care of that night--"Lindsay, do you need to pee tonight?"
Box office: "I prefer not to speak to people I don't know sober."